Best Rum Cake Ever
What You Need
1 teaspoon sugar
1 or 2 liters rum
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon soda
1 cup butter
Before beginning, check rum for quality. Good, isn't it? Now proceed. Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure it is of proper quality, pour 3 or 4 ounces into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure rum is still all right. Try 3 or 4 ounces more. Open second liter if necessary.
Add eggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber.
Check rum again for tonscistisity.
Next, sift 3 cups peeper or salt (really doesn't matter). Sample rum.
Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one bablespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix mell.
Grease oven. Turn coke pan to 350 degwees. Pour mess into boven and ake. Check rum again and bo to ged.
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