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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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