Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Do blind eskimoes have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Here are some things to ponder when you have a few extra minutes of boredom.