How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why does a cemetery raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Two of the biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Random thoughts, Page Five
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Park in rear. (image from internetbumperstickers.com)
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge. (image from internetbumperstickers.com)
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