Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
This page is a collection of random stuff, collected from random places at random times. You have probably received some of the same stuff from random people on the internet. Who gets credit? I guess anyone who wants to take credit.
If you are an original author of something on this page and you don't want it used, you can contact me using the form here.
Here are some things to ponder when you have a few extra minutes of boredom.