Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Birds of a feather flock together, and then crap on your car.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you probably have someone in mind to blame.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Here are some things to ponder when you have a few extra minutes of boredom.