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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

How many turtles does it take to make a can of Turtle Wax?

Why do you have a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

Why do some ranchers put old boots on fence posts?

Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Where do all the missing socks go?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't Big Kid an oxymoron?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

If something was misspelled in a dictionary how would we know?

How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

What does nothing look like?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

Why do you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

Why do scars never go away?
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