Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant. ~ P.T. Barnum
If you marry for money, you will surely earn it.
~ Ezra Bowen
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
~ Johnny Carson
If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. ~ Bill Earle
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~ W. C. Fields
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. ~ Joe E. Lewis
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. ~ Ernest Haskins
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~ Woody Allen
Having more money does not insure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. ~ Hobart Brown
Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen. ~ Rita Davenport
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. ~ Ogden Nash
Money is something you got to make in case you don't die. ~ Max Asnas
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. ~ Jackie Mason
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~ Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~ Mad Magazine
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sam Ewing
Money often costs too much.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson